May 16
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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May 16
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
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Apr 09
microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this
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Apr 09
i get annoyed pretty easily for somebody who is really fucking annoying
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Apr 09
my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
corners are 90 degrees
I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.
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