May 2013
4 posts
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
rnikedirnt:
rnikedirnt:
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
hallloween:
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
April 2013
42 posts
rnackenzie:
i get annoyed pretty easily for somebody who is really fucking annoying
feedthemonkeysomesouffles:
itslikethatfrenchthing:
scienceing:
scienceing:
my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
corners are 90 degrees
I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.
charixard:
shutuphoeyeencute:
that-kid-from-london:
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
man.
This is dangerously accurate
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
laughingstation:
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
asunsetdream:
panicr:
missbeatlegeorge:
what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
analprolapsing:
i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
clubbedsoda:
wow I’m glad you said no offense before insulting me, really cleared things up
dumpsterfetus:
claydols:
you might say im pretty hardcore…sometimes i battle legendary pokemon without saving beforehand
there’s a difference between hardcore and downright reckless
March 2013
95 posts
asssailants:
i’m actually really scared that i don’t ever have any girl friends because when i get married i won’t have anyone to be my bridesmaids
