inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
hallloween: I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this: and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
rnackenzie: i get annoyed pretty easily for somebody who is really fucking annoying
feedthemonkeysomesouffles: itslikethatfrenchthing: scienceing: scienceing: my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner corners are 90 degrees I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.
charixard: shutuphoeyeencute: that-kid-from-london: When my balls stick to the inside of my leg… man. This is dangerously accurate
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
laughingstation: You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.
asunsetdream: panicr: missbeatlegeorge: what if the reason the creators of monsters inc. waited 12 years to make monsters university was because the kids who watched monsters inc. of ages 5, 6, and 7 years are now 17, 18, or 19 and off to college the same goes for toy story 3 and how andy was giving up his toys (his childhood) and moving on off to college as well? what if they wanted to say...
analprolapsing: i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
clubbedsoda: wow I’m glad you said no offense before insulting me, really cleared things up
dumpsterfetus: claydols: you might say im pretty hardcore…sometimes i battle legendary pokemon without saving beforehand there’s a difference between hardcore and downright reckless
asssailants: i’m actually really scared that i don’t ever have any girl friends because when i get married i won’t have anyone to be my bridesmaids